Staff Tests

The Dating Persona Test

By Chris Coyne & Christian Rudder

Your results are in! You are...

The Sudden Departure Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.

You’ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you’re a really fantastic girl who doesn’t really know what she wants, and you’ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you’re there, either boredom or the old “grass is greener” syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you’re not the classic “love ’em and leave ’em” type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you’re theoretically looking to settle down, you don’t settle long on one person. “Serial monogamist” is probably something you hear a lot. “Emotionally loose” is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn’t really make much difference. Of course, it’s not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

Your exact female opposite:

The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

Consider:

The Vapor Trail (RBLM), someone just like you

Always Avoid:

The Backrubber (DGSD) The Gentleman (DGLM)

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	The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)		The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
	The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)		The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
	The Billy Goat Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD)		The Nymph Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD)
	The 5-Night Stand Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM)		The Stiletto Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM)
	The Mixed Messenger Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)		The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)
	The False Messiah Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)		The Battleaxe Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)
	The Poolboy Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)		The Nurse Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)
	The Playboy Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)		The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)
	The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)		The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
	The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)		The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
	The Last Man on Earth Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)		Half-Cocked Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)
	The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)		Genghis Khunt Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)
	The Manchild Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)		The Wild Rose Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)
	The Vapor Trail Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)		The Sudden Departure Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)