Girlsuck

May 22, 2009

First off, you nice guys are the best. There's no arguing that. But if you want to keep your sanity, please stop posting "why do nice guys finish last" threads, because if you do, girls will keep flaming you. Why do girls flame nice guys? Because nice guys put up with it. A girl will NEVER flame an asshole, because assholes will make them cry after. So THATS WHY they flame nice guys, to take their own insecurities out on an innocent person.

Men....i used to be a nice guy, up til I was 19ish. I never got with a girl til I was 19ish, lol. I didnt even know what a blowjob was til i was 16, lol. I had girls reject me left and right even though i did so much for them. I had girls whine to me about how they desired a guy just like me, then would reject me. Then once i took my cousin's advice and stopped being the nice guy, i finally started getting some. I would tell a girl to "piss off u whore", and she'd come running back to me. I HATE being a jerk, but nowadays, its the one of the ONLY way to get a girl, lol. NOW, since 19, ive been with 18 different girls...a bunch of whom i met off here.

How to get a girl: Like i just said, STOP BEING NICE. Its not YOU, its girls. Being nice is great, but girls dont want it even though they say they do. Secondly, you HAVE TO tell girls exactly what they want to hear, WORD FOR WORD. You have to pretend that you dont even know what 'sex' is. For the first 45 minutes of the date, be the nice guy.....THEN show your bad boy side. Girls dont like honesty, so you have to lie. Dont fall for her tricks, if she asks you ANYTHING, tell her what SHE WANTS TO HEAR. "Do you care about sex?"......And you say "eh, theres more to life and a girl than sex, i can wait". THATS what she wants to hear, if youre honest and say "YES I CARE", she'll run off. (Even though the entire world knows girls are way more perverted/hornier than guys are.)

Guys.....stop taking advice from girls about how to get a girl. Girls dont know shit about how to get a girl or what a girl wants (because girls dont know what the hell they want, lol). Girls will sit there and tell you "girls dont like this, girls dont like you because..".......hmmm, odd.....last i checked, girls are STILL being used, cheated on, lied to, beaten, played...so obviously these "girls dont like" philosophies ARENT WORKING. If you want to know how to get a girl, go to a keg party, go to the real buff macho man doing keg stands and ask him how he gets girls (i guarantee he does)...and listen to him! do what he tells you! Whatever you do, dont listen to girls, many are pure ignorant (and they can thank their so called 'friends' for frying their brain) and make zero sense when they talk. Then once they hit 35-40, theyre gonna be DESPERATE for you nice guys, but you nice guys will be extinct by then because you gave up.

Stay away from hypocrit girls. Girls who say "omg nice guys do nothing but whine".....oh yes, and girls DONT?! Hmm, would u rather a nice whiner with a good future, or a bad ass non-whiner with no future? "Omg, no girl wants a guy whos desperate"....oh yes, and girls ARENT desperate?! "Omg, girls dont like guys who play games"....oh yes, and girls DONT play games?! (Hard to get, the waiting game, guessing game). Girls LOVE drama, problems, etc...just look around, they LIVE for it. "Girls dont like guys who talk shit about girls".....ALL GUYS TALK SHIT ABOUT GIRLS. Most just arent "HONEST" about it, and well.......i thought girls wanted honesty?. The reason bad boys dont whine, is because they have no reason to. Theyre assholes, and STILL get girls. So why whine? lol.

I know, its sad that it takes many girls til theyre 40 to finally grow up. Its funny how most girls under 35 talk shit about nice guys, yet most girls OVER 35 speak nicely of nice guys. It goes to show, im right. When they finally grow up, theyre gonna WANT those "overly nice guys".

What girls REALLY want. A nice HOT guy who will take them out everyday, lie to them, be all bad ass, who they can feel protected from (protected from what, i dont know lol). Sadly, nice hot guys are almost extinct. Dont be subject to a female's confusion game. If a guy is nice, hes a pushover. If hes does the slightest thing wrong, hes an asshole. If he doesnt help her, hes an asshole. If he helps her, hes a pushover. If a guy talks nicely of himself, hes cocky. If he doesnt, he has no confidence. Yeah, im not playing the confusion game.

Its NOT about confidence, heart, brain, money, education, etc. I KNOW guys with no heart, brain, money or education at all, who get ANY GIRL THEY WANT. Its about.........looks. At our age, girls just want to have fun. Unfortunately what they dont get is, 'fun' and 'true love' are two opposite things lol. If they think nice guys are boring, they WILL think marriage is boring. But no, girls want to be taken out all the damn time, and thats just not gonna happen. Some of us have jobs, a life, a family, we dont have time to go out everyday, the world isnt going anywhere though. Sadly, girls dont realize that. Girls are all horny, extroverted drama queens. Til they hit 35-40ish. Til then, theres no reason to date them (unless u find one whos totally opposite). Til then, have fun, do friends with benefits (which altho girls say theyre opposed to, they really arent). Ive met a bunch of girls off here who said theyd never do that sorta stuff, and they STILL DID. Girls are hornballs, its just a matter of getting it out of them. And really, its not hard. AT ALL. Girls believe everything they hear, especially from their so-called "friends" who they think are the best friends ever, til the day they end up passed out in some assholes' bedroom and wonder "omg where are my FRIENDS". lol.

Personally, i see no point to dating when you KNOW youre gonna break up one day and spread rumors about each other and hate one another. I cant get it in me to hate someone who i once claimed to love. Thats childish. Unless we're gonna be together 'forever' (a word girls hate hearing even though they claim they love it and say it themselves all the damn time, lol) theres no reason to date. The longer u date, the more the break up hurts. And the heartbreak isnt worth it, fellas. You're young, have some fun. If you want to date, go for OLDER women. 90% of girls under 25 have no idea what the hell theyre doing. Under 35, 60% have no idea what the hell theyre doing. But youre more likely to have luck with a......hmm, 28 year old? Nowadays, girls only have a choice between 2 different guys: Overly nice guy, and bad ass who breaks your heart. THERE IS NO INBETWEEN. And if a girl tells you she knows tons of great guys, youre best defense to that is, "THEN WHY ARENT YOU DATING ONE?!". All girls want a bf, girls are just good at hiding it. But dont play their games. DONT let them get to you. Pretend to be a nice guy, and when she bashes you, make her cry.
JeffMLD

May 22, 2009

too long, didn't read, but I'm sure it's just chock full of woman bashing and telling guys to treat them like shit...
ironic_stranger

May 22, 2009

tl;dr
JennyFromBerlin

May 22, 2009

The women you are describing sound like they have their heads up their a$$e$....I think most of us want a nice guy who has a backbone without being a macho jerk about the whole thing. I am more likely to flame a jerk because...well, because he is a jerk!!
MrHyde81

May 22, 2009

This is an age old argument, but I will agree with the OP that there are way too many "Why do nice guys finish last' or "Does no one like nice guy' posts out there that are obviously just posting for attention.
CW81

May 22, 2009

What if the girl asks you out? Should you be nice to her or be a prick?
geekadmirer

May 22, 2009

It takes a very long post to justify yourself as being a jerk?
GuentherBacon

May 22, 2009

I seldom draw attention to the fact that I'm nice. Hey, you have to leave an element of surprise somewhere.
NeverBorn85

May 22, 2009

Simple Solution, be a nice Asshole. Be the sweetest man on the planet to your girl, take good care of her, but let no one, not even her walk over you. Thus we conquer.
GraduateJungle

May 22, 2009

I'm nice and I get girls all the time. Then again I'm also not a troll, so that might be it >.>
Looniggles

May 22, 2009

and the moral of the story is children?..........
gnarfle

May 22, 2009

I had this automatically summarized in 4 sentences, and then had it translated to pirate speak:

Stay away from hypocrit lasses.
"Omg, lasses dont like guys who play games"....oh aye, an' lasses DONT play games?!
Lasses LOVE drama, problems, etc...jus' look around, they LIVE fer 't.
"Lasses dont like guys who talk bilge water about lasses".....ALL GUYS TALK BILGE WATER ABOUT LASSES.


All guys talk bilge water about lasses, so damn true.
GraduateJungle

May 22, 2009

Wait.. I am a troll. Nevermind
^^ Is the moral you have a nice tongue :D
ideology_crashin

May 22, 2009

here the best way to go about it...treat her like crap in public but when the two of are you alone be prince charming...best of both worlds, problem solved...have a nice day
penguinpop

May 22, 2009

OP: Nobody read that and now everyone hates you. Be concise or GTFO n00b.
RandomEnforcer

May 22, 2009

The OP sounds and is going to sound like he's just a douche to probably any woman who reads this long-ass post; but to be honest, I read the whole thread and there's a ton I have to agree with just from personal experience alone. Look, he's generalizing women, so you don't have to take it personally and say, "oh no he didn't just say that about me!" The things he's talking about aren't exactly false. Millions of guys can take this advice and be pretty successful.........IF all they're looking for is to get laid........and that's what way too many guys are looking for, but that's not always a bad thing. I know lots of women that just need to get laid too. What I don't agree with is the lying part. There's no excuse for lying to anyone for any reason. Also, don't be an asshole because you're trying to make someone cry, be an asshole because violent angry sex is hot.
ItsTurboTime01

May 22, 2009

You've convinced me to change my ways...any dumb cunts wanna go out on a date?
TheVeganChick

May 22, 2009

You are a whore and an idiot. I don't date jerks anymore. Not all girls like that. Quit over-generalizing.
RandomEnforcer

May 22, 2009

^ vegans are easy...
vaguelyundefine

May 22, 2009

op: Do we live in a society where women are degraded from birth? Yes. Are you describing ways to get your rocks off through manipulation? Yes. Is it lame and will get you fat and lazy as your continue through life? Yes. Why am I wasting my time replying to this rather un-surprising and un-impressive posting? I am not sure. eergh...

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